By Eliza Shirazi
So, I have this fetish with feet and hands. This is serious, don’t laugh! I truly cannot even look at ugly hands or feet… I even dumped my boyfriend when I was little because he had the ugliest of them all.
Okay, stop looking at your hands and feet, I am sure they are fine. But for those of you who have the ugliest of tootsies, or even those with the prettiest, I have found the most exciting foot cover.
Puretoes, which are slips for your feet that you can use for lounging, dance, yoga, martial arts, or Pilates. Having danced for countless amounts of years, I have had my share of footwear, but Puretoes are pretty damn cute.
There are so many styles you can get them in; Paisley pink, leopard, and ones with sayings. So if you’re ever looking for inspirational words, just look past your boobs (or lack there of for me) and down to your feet! Tina Goldfield invented these puppies, and what a smart lady she is. Although I like doing things barefoot to feel hardcore and o’natural, I would slip these on. Push the crunchy granola side of you away for jusssttt a moment and picture wearing these comfortable and fashionable tootsie covers. During my Soothe and Sculpt class the floor can get slippery which affects the workout, and these would be a great way to prevent that.
I love when I see fellow kickers out at a party and they drunkingly lay down some kickboxing moves that we do in class, but to keep these incredible partiers stable (shout out to Kailey Anarino), Puretoes would do the trick. You could really rage in these things. There are non-slip grips on the bottom, so don’t worry about being drunk and falling. They are soft and comfortable, so don’t worry about getting blisters from the hooker-heels you wore the night before. And more importantly, if you have ugly tootsies, these things mask the heinousness! Okay, so maybe this isn’t completely convincing you, but I am sure your feet would agree.
Eliza Rose here telling you, if a pedicure doesn’t help those poor piggies, then let Puretoes assist you…you want to be broken up with because you are too cute to handle, not because your tootsies are too ugly to look at.